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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:06 pm 
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Characters: Tim, Gibbs, Sergeant Conley
Genre: crack fic, kinda.
Warnings: none except ridiculousness.

Suppose the NFA was like a digital Fort Knox, and only a few people knew what was really going on...

With thanks to Sarge for giving permission to use his name in a fic, and also to the people who contributed to the recent "isn't it weird what we do" tangent on the General Q&A thread ;D

ETA: any comments or reviews on this thread, please!

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"Boss?"

"Yeah, McGee?"

"I got a new lead on the case. I think."

McGee frowned at his computer screen.

"You think, McGee?"

Gibbs didn't sound happy, and McGee braced himself for a possible explosion.

"Sorry, Boss. It's pretty thin."

"Don't apologise, it's a..."

McGee let the familiar rule wash over him as he continued digging into the information in front of him. There was something weird - even hinky - going on here.

"You said we were looking for an enlisted man in a position of authority, right? Well, this guy is a sergeant of some kind-"

"A Marine, then."

"I think so."

Gibbs gave him his patented 'how long is it you've worked at NCIS again?' look. "No sergeants in the Navy, Tim." The correction was softened by the forename. For whatever reason (he didn't even want to try and guess), Gibbs still almost always called him McGee, and the rare occasions the boss called him Tim were... kinda nice.

"He's using some pretty sophisticated techniques to hide his IP, it's gonna take me a while. But he's into some really esoteric stuff, Boss. Some of the searches he's entered... I mean, some of it is pretty sick. Like how much is left of a person if they caught caught between a car and a Mack truck..."

An expression of distaste passed across Gibbs' face. Given what the man had seen in the decades he'd been on active service then as an agent, it wasn't often that his surprise or disgust showed. Tim had been wondering if he was being over sensitive, and it was oddly reassuring that Gibbs the unflappable had reacted to that idea, too.

"He's in contact with some other people, too - I haven't yet been able to penetrate far enough into this to figure out how it's all linked together. He seems to have some kind of worldwide network, Belgium, Brazil, you name it. And there are references to explosives, poisons, interrogation techniques, crime scene procedure. I haven't got that far in and it's already just..."

Gibbs nodded. "Keep working it. Get Abby to help you." He started off towards the elevator, and Tim forced himself to call him back. The last piece of information was the most difficult to stomach, but maybe the most important.

"Boss?"

Gibbs paused and span around, leaning against one of the cubicle dividers. He'd obviously been halfway down to autopsy in his head, and McGee tried not to let the man's obvious impatience get to him.

"There's one more thing."

Gibbs raised his eyebrows. "Well, spit it out, McGee..."

Tim swallowed. "I think... I think somehow this man and his associates... They know us. They're... watching us."

There was a moment of silence. Gibbs might be a man of few words, but Tim had rarely seen him actually speechless.

There was a question in his boss's eyes, and much as he didn't want to confirm what he'd said, this was too important to leave out.

"They know our names... Our birthdates. Work history. Cases, too. I've hardly skimmed the information they have, and I've already found references to some of our most top secret cases. Boss, they even know the whack a terrorist computer game Tony plays, they know Jimmy's allergic to henna, they know Abby drinks Caf Pow..."

Gibbs' expression grew darker with each word, and when Tim mentioned Abby and her Caf Pow, Gibbs' anger was so palpable Tim almost felt sorry for this terrorist ring or whatever it was he'd uncovered.

"Find him, McGee. Do whatever it takes. Find him." Another sharp nod. "I'll send Abby up."

McGee watched as he strode away, every line of Gibbs' body screaming that any threat to his team would be dealt with, and dealt with harshly. Not for the first time, he thanked anyone who was listening that he and Gibbs were on the same side.

His bloody minded determination was enough to reenergise McGee, even though he'd been sifting through the scattered information for hours already. He took a long swig of his now tepid coffee and turned back to the screen. Whoever these people were, they'd reckoned without the McGeeminator.

"I'm gonna find you," he promised his shadowy adversary. "You can run, Sergeant Conley, but you cannot hide." And with that thought ringing in his ears, he dove back in.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:21 pm 
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Teri stole my response ;D A very clever take on what we do here!

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This had me rolling. :rofl:

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:00 pm 
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Awww shucks ;D glad it made you guys laugh!

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I had wondered how these NFA fics would work. Very well done! :clap:

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flootzavut wrote:
"I'm gonna find you," he promised his shadowy adversary. "You can run, Sergeant Conley, but you cannot hide."


Well shit.

In all seriousness, this is a really cool read. I was especially pleased by the "Bitter Slice" reference you threw in there. I was disappointed it ended so soon, but admittedly there isn't much more you can do with this idea without showing a portrayal of the eponymous sergeant, and while I would love to see a fictionalized and exaggerated version of myself a la Being John Malkovich or Extras, it would've taken from the mystic of his network.

Thumbs up.

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Thanks all!

And Andrew, I'm especially glad you enjoyed it since you had a starring role. After the conversation a few days ago about how weird a fanfic writer's search habits would look, when you posted that you didn't mind people using you in a fic... well, it was irresistible, Sarge! :rofl: And yeah, I hoped you'd spot the Bitter Slice reference :yes:

I did actually consider taking it further, but I couldn't see how without leaving poor McGee with egg ALL over his face, and I couldn't bring myself to do it. Plus, of course, it is indeed more mysterious before said network is revealed as a bunch of fanfic writers ;D

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I missed this? :lol2:

That was hilarious. Short but funny. Nice job Sarah. :yes:

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;D :kisscheek: thanks!

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:rofl: This was hysterical! You just made my morning!

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I waited far too long to comment on this thread. Well done, Sarah! :clap: :clap: :clap:

The funny thing here is seeing the looks on their faces when they realize who they're really dealing with :rofl:

Great premise, Sarah, and true to character in so far as to how Gibbs and McGee would react to what they found.

And I really like it that you made McGee Sgt. Conley's 'adversary'!

Wonder what McGeeminator's gonna do, though, when he uncovers everyone else and their search histories? :banghead: :madhop: :gah: :lol2:

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His bloody minded determination was enough to reenergise McGee, even though he'd been sifting through the scattered information for hours already. He took a long swig of his now tepid coffee and turned back to the screen. Whoever these people were, they'd reckoned without the McGeeminator.

"I'm gonna find you," he promised his shadowy adversary. "You can run, Sergeant Conley, but you cannot hide." And with that thought ringing in his ears, he dove back in.


Loved it! I can tell you really had fun writing this story. :clap: :clap: :clap:

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;D I really did! I'm gonna have to venture into crack!fic more often... :evillaugh: thank you!

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:clap: Great job bringing in some our topic posts into the story. :rofl: Poor Sgt. won't know what's coming once McGee gets hot on the trail!

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