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 Post subject: The Number One Fan
PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:43 am 
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Summary: Gibbs has an unusual stalker. Written for the NFA Fifth Anniversary Fic Challenge!

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Genre(s): This is a total crack!fic… and meant to be humorous.

Disclaimers: Thanks to akaeve for giving her permission to use her for this challenge! There is another NFAer mentioned in the story... but you have to guess who it is...




“McGee!” Gibbs shouted as he stalked into the bullpen. He was clearly on the warpath, since the discovery of a woman who seemed to have an obsession with Gibbs. “Have you got anything on Eve?”

“Not much, Boss. Eve is definitely a pseudonym. There’s no trace of her actual name, or that she even lives in the States.”

“Find her, now!”

“Working faster, Boss.”

Gibbs sat down at his computer and clicked on his e-mail account. Mixed in with several e-mails from Vance, were more unread e-mails – from Eve.

“McGee!”

“Yeah Boss?”

“I just got six more e-mails from Eve. I’m going to forward them to you. Find out where they’re coming from.”

“On it.”

Tim received the messages from Gibbs after a bit of fighting with the forward button. This time, there were links in her messages. Tim followed them, and his eyes went wide when he saw where they lead.

“Boss… you have to see this!”

Gibbs got up and joined Tim in front of the computer monitor.

“She’s written fanfiction about you… and she’s put herself in it… with you.”

“Can you find out where the e-mails originate?”

“I don’t have to. She’s got a profile on this site,,, it’s called NFA. Her profile name is “akaeve.” It says here that she’s from Scotland – oh, man.”

“What? What is it, McGee?”

“You’re not the only one she’s obsessed with, Boss. She’s got a ton of stories on here about Ducky too.”

“Ducky?”

“Yeah. It seems like you and Ducky are her focal points – oh my God this is worse than I thought!”

“Now what have you found?”

“She’s got stories about all of us on here, Boss… she knows about Jimmy’s wedding, she’s got stuff on Ducky’s mother – oh wow. She’s even got a letter to Shannon on here, Boss.”

“Shannon? My wife?”

“Yeah.”

“Shut down that website, now.”

“I don’t know if I can—“

“Do it! Now! I want that letter taken down!”

Tim pressed a few keys, and the story with Eve’s letter disappeared.

“The letter is gone, Boss, but I can’t shut down the site. There’s some kind of fail safe that boots me every time I get close.”

Gibbs fell into his chair, visibly shaken.

“I just want all of this to stop. Is that too much to ask?”

“I know, Boss – oh wow.”

“What now?” Gibbs asked, his head snapping up to attention.

“She wants you to find love.”

“What?”

“Eve. There are stories on her page that show you finding love. She wants you to be happy, Boss.”
Gibbs regarded Tim’s statement for a few minutes. He finally turned to the Junior Agent and looked him in the eye.

“Can you at least block her e-mail address then, McGee?”

“Sure.”

As Tim crossed the room to Gibbs’ desk. He collided with Ziva, who was walking across at the same time. As they bent over to pick up her dropped files, their hands briefly touched. Suddenly, there was a loud squeal, that radiated throughout the squad room.

“What on earth was that?” Ziva asked as they stood up.

Having already formed a theory, Tim reached out and took Ziva’s hand. The squealing was back as soon as he touched her.

“You’ve got to be kidding me…”

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 Post subject: Re: The Number One Fan
PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:54 am 
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Aww, Patsy! ;D

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Sherry! :lol2: :lol2: I loved that! Our McGiva person.

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 Post subject: Re: The Number One Fan
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:hug2col: :kisscheek: loved it :rofl: I just posted mine up too and we are very similar oh thank you for writing me.

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 Post subject: Re: The Number One Fan
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You're welcome, Patsy! It was fun. ;D

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 Post subject: Re: The Number One Fan
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did Sherry break in to NCIS or is that remote squealing via the website?! :lol2: watch out McGiva, she's comin' for ya!

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 Post subject: Re: The Number One Fan
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I'm going to go with remote squealing via the website... although I could see Sherry sneaking in and hiding under Ziva's desk... ;D

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 Post subject: Re: The Number One Fan
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I'm going to go with remote squealing via the website... although I could see Sherry sneaking in and hiding under Ziva's desk... ;D

:rofl: :lol2: :rofl: :lol2: :rofl:

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 Post subject: Re: The Number One Fan
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Thanks, Brian!

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:lol2: That was great!!

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 Post subject: Re: The Number One Fan
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:rofl: Love this! Poor Gibbs doesn't know what hit him ;D And the end...fabulous!

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 Post subject: Re: The Number One Fan
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Thanks Colleen! It was actually really fun being ridiculous in a fic!

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At first I didn't know what the squealing was about and then I realized it had to be
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. Wonderful! I love the fun you put into this! :clap: :clap: :clap:

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:lol2: Oh that was good. Poor Gibbs, trying to figure it all out.

Love the squeal, too. Wonderful.

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Bahahahahahha!

I can only guess who was squealing. It was then probably followed by a Twitter and Tumblr explosion. Where is she hiding now? *looks around* :inquisitive:

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Crap, I forgot to leave a comment. I thought this was hilarious! And yeah, took me a second to figure out who was squealing ;D

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Glad you all liked it! ;D

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